With a name like that (The Face Cramp Blog), of course the first entry to the blog (the previous one doesn't count cause it was mostly explicative) has to be about face cramps. I honestly don't know what their real name is, I don't even know if they're normal, I just know that I get them, and that I call them like that.
In fact, I've only heard that they happen to me and to my best friend. And people even laugh at me when I'm with someone and a cramp hits me. Now, what are those damn face cramps? They are some horrible, stupid, senseless, unnecessary pains that you (or better, me and my friend) get when you laugh too much or too hard while eating; although my friend (Gabo) has gotten them in other times. I guess I'll have to ask him more on the subject, but it will have to be later, as he left for Panama today on a one-week vacation.
Well, the thing is that those cramps are very uncomfortable, cause when you go out to eat with friends, there is usually something funny enough to laugh your brains out, and, if you are unlucky enough to be chewing while that happens... THE KILLER PAIN STRIKES!!!
Yesterday, for example, I had a very tragic experience. We went to see the movie, and then went down to the mall's food court to eat. Anyways, while I was happily chewing on my Junior McChiken, someone at the table said something and I, immediately, started laughing. Right now I can't remember the misfortunate comment, but I do know that it was something hilarious, as I couldn't make myself stop laughing. And the worst of all was, that when everyone else found out that I was having a cramp, they started laughing themselves; therefore making me laugh at their laughing every time I was starting to calm down. And the thing with these unnamable pains, is that they don't go away unless you can get yourself calmed; which can be very hard under certain situations.
Yeah, so after the pain went away, we started discussing blogs, and how I had always wanted to start one, and it was then when Alberto suggested the name. Of course he suggested a blog about face cramps as a joke, and I was the one who decided to call a blog about something else, like that; but it was his idea, anyway.
And now I leave because my dad is coming to pick me up to take me to his house (I'm at my mom's, and they recently split up) , and I gotta get ready. Maybe I´ll write again tonight... I don't know. Ok, take care and be careful... don't laugh while chewing or the evil face cramps will come and strike you. HAHAHA! No, seriously... they do and it hurts like hell! :S! Bye!
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