miércoles, 28 de abril de 2010

Run to the Hills... or away from them?

Hey guys! It's been some time since my last entry, and I'm gonna tell you why. I simply... didn't have a single idea of what to write about. Even as I write this I think it's probably gonna end up being shit. But anyway, I wanted to write something, so here it goes.
I have an out-in-the-open secret obsession for reality TV. Idk why it is sooooo addictive, maybe because of the obviously fake drama filled scenes, or because there's is always a stupid blonde and an assholish jerk to make fun of, however, no matter what the reason is, I just LOOOOOOVE reality television (except for Jersey Shore. That's just downright stupid). And of course, reality TV is synonym of lauren conrad, audrina patridge, speidi and many more jerks and blondes to make fun of. So now, that The Hills' buzz is filling the air like pollen during allergy season (and yes, by that I mean it is giving everyone rashes in inappropriate places... although that might just be me) it makes sense for me to write about it.
Don't get me wrong, I like the show, I like hating heidi for letting spencer not hit her while doing anything but, I like watching Kristen destroy couples, and seeing Audrina be boring, therefore, now that the show is apparently coming to an end but there are rumors of it continuing, I don't really know what to think of it.
The thing is, this season seems like it will be so great and filled with action, and sex, and violence and, OH DEAR LORD, Heidi might actually kiss spencer's butt out of her life; but do you think it would be interesting to see the same old stories once more next season. I mean, seriously, who wants to look at the new real life pokémon heiditronix trying to find a bf with a reputation in a worse state than her new face (she is accusing Adam Divello of harassment, FCOL)? Or who wants to see Brody trying to tap the bartender, apparently the only woman on the show who hasn't been with him? Or who would like to see Lauren come back and talk nonstop about how "Kristin is a bad girl"? Frankly, the show is just becoming boring.
So, I just though that, unless something extraordinary happens like a nuclear bomb hitting Hollywood and all of the girls becoming zombie infected three legged robot hookers, then a sixth season (or whatever season they are going on) is unnecessary and uncalled for.
What do you think? Let me know, for real, leave a damn comment if you read this cause I want to know if anyone does, hehe. Alright guys, see you later... or blog you later in this case.

BTW, where on earth did that bartender came from? One episode she
is Heidi's nemesis and the next she's at her wedding?!! And the next she's like featured more than her!?! Idk, if MTV wants us to believe these stories, maybe they should stop thinking we're as dumb as Heidi.
























Don't heidi look already like a zombie infected, three legged robot hooker, except without three legs?

jueves, 15 de abril de 2010

Constanti-what?

Quick post here. Just wanted to share with you, one of the catchiest songs ever! It is called Istanbul (Not Constantinople) and this version is the original one. It was recorded by The Four Lads on 1953. Enjoy, and remember... Now it's Istanbul!

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vankaSlfSr0&feature=related

miércoles, 14 de abril de 2010

I'm kind of a whore!

Hey, guys. This is just a quickie, and no you shouldn't relate the title to what I just said. I AM NOT POSTING NUDE PICTURES OF ANY KIND ON HERE..., maybe just the occasional donkey porn, but nothing else xd?
This is actually just to comment on something. Do you think Tila Tequila is just in need of attention or is she just too much of a lame-ass? As if it wasn't enough with her previous songs, her bisexual date show that was more of a pg-13 rated porn movie, her second shot at aids... i mean love (was that too lame? hehe!), and her overall way of being; she had to release a single talking about how she likes being fucked by djs, or bout how djs have big dicks or something like that.
I dunno, I personally think that she just needs attention and, since she is so dumb, she acts like a whore to get it... but enough is enough. If at least the song wasn't so catchy, I wouldn't be minding it at all, but on top or everything the thing's stuck in my head.
Here's a link to the song and to its lyrics for you to judge yourselves:

Oh! The song is called... wait for it... "I FUCKED THE DJ"! And there is a cleaner version titled "I love my dj" in case you want to play it as a lullaby for your kids... They say it's just like Mozart for kids if you want your child to grow into a beautiful skanky asian girl with no imagination.
Peace!... and don't fuck Tila, you have no idea where that Dj has been.

Uhmmm... just look at this book cover and tell me I'm wrong.

domingo, 11 de abril de 2010

You have been blocked on Facebook

Hey guys! Today I want to talk about how senseless and assholefull Facebook's privacy has gotten. The day before yesterday, i was blocked for two days because I commented on too many pictures within a very little period of time. I was not able to comment on anything for two days and they told me that the more I tried to comment, the longer the blockage was gonna last. They also told me that the blockage could turn permanent if I insisted too much.
I think that is the biggest BS ever. All I did was join a group where there were pictures of cartoons and stuff from the 90's. The group was meant for people to comment on those pictures, but Facebook couldn't handle my comments. They claim that my behavior could be considered annoying, well I say you are stupid. If a person considers me annoying, they can delete me from their contacts, stop talking to me or report me themselves. Facebook shouldn't block me because they thought that I could hypothetically be considered annoying.
I don't know. I might be overreacting, you may call me a Drama King (does that apply for the masculine form), you may say you hate facebook and think I shouldn't have one in the first place, etc; but it all just seems stupid. Soon they are gonna start blocking people for gazing too long at a picture, or using too many commas in a status update. They are gonna shut down your account for sending more than one message a month to someone or for reposting on the same picture.
I mean, I get the point that it is all to avoid kidnapping and raping and sexual harassment and all those things, but that all happens because people add strangers to their contacts in the first place. So I think instead of freaking out and making Facebook an annoying experience for people, the employees there should think a bit before making stupid blockages. If people have no common sense, then maybe they deserve what they get at some extent. I guess that sounds awful, but it is not my fault that they do stupid things to get themselves in danger.
So, my point is, don't add strangers on Facebook, don't comment too much or you get blocked, and hate the employees at Facebook headquarters. Oh, and don't pick your nose with a needle... been there, done that, got cut too :S! Ok, cya!